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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
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The early worm is being picked first.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to look the 800-pound gorilla in the mouth
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I’m just talking out loud.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
… quicker than any other slowdowns
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I'm tired of walking on kid gloves.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A man's home is his castle – let him clean it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That’ll separate the girls from the sheep.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Long road to hoe.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
If you let the cat out of the bag, how can you let sleeping dogs lie?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
People are dying like hotcakes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surprise
She knocked the socks off the ball.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Now the shoe is on the other horse!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There's been a lot of spilt milk under the bridge.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
With Lenny in, Carl will fold like a domino!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It's all Greek to a blind horse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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