Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 12)

You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

England football player

An apple a day doesn’t from the tree.

You got easy regress to safety.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.

Even in a sewer, the cream rises to the top.

Some people sail through life on a bed of roses like a knife slicing through butter.

It could turn on a dime like a stallion.

Throw the spaghetti onto the ceiling to see what sticks.

What a dirty trap!

The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager

We need to look the 800-pound gorilla in the mouth

He took to it like a fish out of water.

The deputy was willing to cut him a break.

Don't look a gift horse in the eye.

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Silence is bliss.

That’ll separate the men from the goats.

Ignorance is golden.

Let him who is without sin cast the first vote.

I've been getting the corpse ahead of the hearse most of my life.