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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 16)
Keep your nose up!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Optimism
They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They're a legend before their time.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Like a chicken with its hat off.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We'll rewind the calendar.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
People will blow smoke and mirrors at you.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Zipping one’s lips and throwing away the key
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If you can't cut the cheese you're out of here!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
He smokes like a fish.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Smoking
Don't do the crime if you can't get out the kitchen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Why spend astronomical amounts on so-called scientific research to go to another planet?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The early worm is being picked first.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It’s like pulling the teeth from a hen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You've put your finger right on the nail.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If you try to eat this elephant all in one bite, you’re going to have a hell of an indigestion.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Off the cuff of my head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Once the horse is out of the barn, you can't put him back again.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s like a duck out of water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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