Subject: Mixed metaphors (Page 18)

The whole can of wax

Button your seat belts.

We are treading on thin water.

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

I don’t think we should jump at straws here.

We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.

Hit the wall running…

If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.

…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

Don't put all your chickens in one basket.

This is just a nightmare waiting to happen.

Do you follow where I'm coming from?

He was just a splash in the pan.

Surfing the Infobahn [information superhighway]

Make like a tree and head out.

I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.

He’s not the one with his ass in a noose.

We’ll do this individually as a group.

You continue to cloudy the water.

Seeing a buzzard catch a rare phalarope is in bird-watching terms, like killing two birds with one stone.

Beyond the question of a doubt