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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 18)
The whole
can
of wax
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Button your seat belts.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We are treading on thin water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
I don’t think we should jump at straws here.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Hit the wall running…
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If you don't wear your seat belt, you're just a missile waiting to happen.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Don't put all your chickens in one basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is just a nightmare waiting to happen.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Do you follow where I'm coming from?
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Understanding
He was just a splash in the pan.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surfing the Infobahn [information superhighway]
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Make like a tree and head out.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He’s not the one with his ass in a noose.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We’ll do this individually as a group.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You continue to cloudy the water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Seeing a buzzard catch a rare phalarope is in bird-watching terms, like killing two birds with one stone.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Beyond the question of a doubt
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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