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Subject:
Mixed metaphors
(Page 21)
He came out of it smelling like a bandit.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Nothing out of the unusual
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
All's well that ends.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Run your kite up the flagpole
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's a hard bubble to crack.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Can’t you read the handwriting in the wind?
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
We are treading on thin water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
He clams up tighter than a drum.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
This is a real cat and carrot situation.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Run it up the flag pole and see what sticks.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We need to have photographic ears.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
The fan is gonna hit the roof.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We should continue to ride the horse that brings in the gravy.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
This is a race where you can turn a corner, and then there’ll be another team right there breathing down your throat.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
Racing
I will miss seeing him around the shoehorn.
Unknown
Mixed metaphors
The monkey is in your court.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Surprise
I've been up and down like a light switch.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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