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Several tons of dynamite are set off in this picture – none of it under the right people.
James Agee
(1909 – 1955) American author, journalist, poet, screenwriter & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of the film “Tycoon”
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances…. the curtain was up.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Reviews/Criticism
Theater
Motion Sickness Nightmare
Michael Black
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Reviewing “Transformers: Dark of the Moon”
Once you've put one of his books down, you simply can't pick it up again.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Reviews/Criticism
Henry James
The mistake was keeping the Titanic afloat long after the picture had begun to sink.
Charles Champlin
(1926 – ) American film critic & writer
Reviews/Criticism
“Raise the Titanic”
Review
I have read your book and much like it.
Moses Hadas
(1900 – 1986) American teacher & translator
Books
Reviews/Criticism
It’s an underestimation of the intelligence of your average eight year old to believe his or her rapt attention can be held for long by a film like this.
Rubin Safaya
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
Of “The Shaggy Dog”
Watching them was like watching two men who'd been thrown out of an airplane trying to share the same parachute.
Clive James
(1939 – ) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet & memoirist
Reviews/Criticism
Of British comedy act Little and Large
There's less in this than meets the eye.
Tallulah Bankhead
(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Reviews/Criticism
Review of a Broadway play
Tomorrow You're Gone
looks like it was made after reading the first chapter of Noir for Dummies.
Cary Darling
film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Tomorrow You're Gone”
Here’s the big mystery of Pittsburgh: How did this movie manage to be so completely terrible?
Devin Faraci
film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“The Mysteries of Pittsburgh”
Since the scenes where they're together are so much less convincing than the ones where they fall apart, watching the movie is like being on a double-date from hell.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“The Break-Up”
Barbra’s only spontaneous moment in
Prince of Tides
comes when Nick tosses her a football and she screams “My nails!”
Libby Gelman-Waxner
(Paul Rudnick) (1957 – ) Satiric film critic & author
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
“Prince of Tides”
Barbra Streisand
If I’d had anything to do with it, I’d be wearing a balaclava and writing under an assumed name.
Christopher Tookey
British broadcaster, writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
In a review of “The Lone Ranger”
Next to
Epic Movie
and
Date Movie,
the Scary Movies are French cuisine.
Mark Palermo
American writer & film critic
Reviews/Criticism
“Epic Movie”
Negative reviews seem to slide off Pia’s back like discarded mink coats.
John Waters
(1946 – ) filmmaker, actor & writer
Reviews/Criticism
Of actress Pia Zadora
I even watched
Mulholland Drive
in French… it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either.
Tom Dunne
Irish radio broadcaster
Reviews/Criticism
“Mulholland Drive”
This couple has endured for over 900 years; the least
Tristan & Isolde
can do is show us a reason why.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Reviews/Criticism
“Tristan & Isolde”
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny… yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt Groening
(1954 – ) cartoonist, screenwriter, producer & creator of
The Simpsons
Entertainment
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French
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house; I have your review before me… in a moment it shall be behind me.
Max Reger
(1873 – 1916) German composer, conductor, pianist & teacher
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Letter to critic Rudolph Louis
Young men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you’ve been thinking it over, and you think you should consider spending some time apart.
Roger Ebert
(1942 – 2013) American film critic, journalist & screenwriter
Reviews/Criticism
“Battle: Los Angeles”
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