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Heat
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It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Heat
Science/Weather
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
It is so hot… Ed is actually putting ice in his Scotch.
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Heat
Science/Weather
Exaggerations
In India, ‘cold weather’ is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door knob and weather which only makes it mushy.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Heat
Science/Weather
India
It is so hot… I saw a robin dipping his worm in iced tea.
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Heat
Science/Weather
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