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Subject:
Signs
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Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
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Signs
At a pizza shop
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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Signs
On a front door
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
Sign
Signs
In England
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
Sign
Signs
The Dress Barn
Business name
Signs
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
Sign
Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Curtains for You
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Signs
Name of an English store
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Signs
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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Signs
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Signs
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Signs
Alongside a road
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
Label
Signs
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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Signs
At a railroad crossing
No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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Signs
On a dumpster
Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
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