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Subject:
Signs
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Juan More Taco
Store name
Signs
Fremont CA
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
Sign
Signs
Broken sign protruding from a building
Kuntz Insurance Group
Business name
Signs
In Brookhaven PA
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
Sign
Signs
At a number of military bases
Cheap Shots
Store name
Signs
A bar in New York City
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
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No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
Sign
Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
Sign
Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Valued Squirrel
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Out Chopin
Sign
Signs
On music teacher's door
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Lunch now being poured.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
Fortune cookie
Signs
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
Sign
Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.
Label
Signs
Instructions inside a portable voting booth
Please leave a pet outside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a restaurant
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