Subject: Signs (Page 39)

Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

STIFF

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

Caution – Stoolbus

For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Phat Fuc Noodle Bar

Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

Weiner & Cox

Moderates Like it Both Ways

Lawn Order

Please Use Middle Door

Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]

Pizza My Heart

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

Let us fill your crack!

Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident