Subject: Signs (Page 39)

The Vigilante Law Firm

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

HELP WANTED • No Bullshit

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

Old adopted mother fillet

For external use only!

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

Bach in a minuet.

I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Open dusk till dawn.