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Subject:
Signs
(Page 39)
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
Sign
Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
HELP WANTED • No Bullshit
Classified ad
Signs
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Old adopted mother fillet
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
For external use only!
Label
Signs
On a curling iron
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Sign
Signs
An optometrist's office
Bach in a minuet.
Sign
Signs
On a music library's door
I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time
Protest sign
Signs
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
Sign
Signs
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
Sign
Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
Sign
Signs
In a High School in NJ
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Open dusk till dawn.
Sign
Signs
At a playground
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