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Subject:
Signs
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Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
Caution – Stoolbus
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
Sign
Signs
Large sign outside a bar
Phat Fuc Noodle Bar
Store name
Signs
Chain of noodle bars
Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle
Store name
Signs
In Mexico
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
Moderates Like it Both Ways
Protest sign
Signs
Lawn Order
Business name
Signs
Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
Sign
Signs
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Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
Protest sign
Signs
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
Sign
Signs
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