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Subject:
Signs
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
Sign
Signs
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
PMS Center
Business name
Signs
– Packing - Mailing - Shipping
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
Sign
Signs
On the door of a store
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
Miame Heat
Sign
Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
Please don’t throw up in the urinal
Signs
Signs
Over a urinal in Taiwan
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
Sign
Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
Sign
Children
Signs
In window of Hampstead bookseller
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
Sign
Signs
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Garden of Eat’n
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
Sign
Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
Label
Signs
On a package of AA batteries
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
Protest sign
Signs
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
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