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Subject:
Signs
(Page 73)
Out For a Quick Byte
Sign
Signs
On door of a computer store
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
Sign
Signs
In a gas station
FookYue
Business name
Signs
Seafood restaurant
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Sign
Signs
Seen during a conference
Stinky Moose Diaper Services
Business name
Signs
Alberta Canada
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
Sign
Signs
Gamble Insurance Agency
Business name
Signs
In Central South Carolina
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
On an infant's bathtub
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Premarital Sextet
Business name
Signs
Band name
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Sign
Signs
Rug Munchers Carpet Store
Store name
Signs
Lancaster Ohio
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
Sign
Signs
Broken sign protruding from a building
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
Pork The One You Love
Sign
Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
Got Poop?
Sign
Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Label
Signs
On a toilet brush
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
Sign
Signs
Please do not eat.
Sign
Signs
Label on Odor Eaters
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