Subject: Signs (Page 80)

For Old Dimes Sake

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

Bigass Beer

Let us fill your crack!

Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes

When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!

Pleased to Meat You

Keep out of reach of children

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

No muff too tough for us!

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

I Teach Therefore I Drink

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

Do not throw baby out with bath water.