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Subject:
Signs
(Page 80)
For Old Dimes Sake
Sign
Signs
At a coin shop
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
Sign
Signs
On a food wrapper
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
Sign
Signs
Of surrounding trees
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
Translation
Signs
Translations
In China
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
We have met the enemy and it is us.
Walt Kelly
(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist
(Pogo)
People
Signs
Enemy
Pogo Earth Day poster
Us
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
Sign
Signs
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
Sign
Signs
No muff too tough for us!
Sign
Signs
At a muffler shop
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Check your bill, it may be added wrong.
Fortune cookie
Signs
I Teach Therefore I Drink
On a t-shirt
Signs
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
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