Subject: Signs (Page 80)

ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Fits One Head

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

PEE COLA

We have followed where the path has led but we have went where there is no path and left no trail.

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

Malfunction: Too less water.

Thai Me Up

No Trees or Branches – Wood Only

Forty Winks

Do not use as ear plugs.