Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 10)

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You don’t realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

He wants Texas back.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

When I looked at the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

baseball player

There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year… it was my second season in the bigs.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

American baseball player

I couldn't done it without my players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I managed good but, boy, did they play bad.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Pudge is so old, they didn’t have history class when he went to school.

professional baseball player & broadcaster