Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 21)

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

professional baseball player

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

professional baseball player

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

professional baseball player

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

Trying to throw a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun by a rooster.

(1929 – ) American baseball player

If you know how to cheat, start now

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Reporter: Will you be rooting for the American League or National League in the All Star Game?

Dole: Probably.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

American professional baseball player, manager & executive

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist

If the roof fell in and Diz was sitting in the middle of the room, everybody else would be buried and a gumdrop would fall in his mouth.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

The highlight of my career?… in '67 with St. Louis, I walked with the bases loaded to drive in the winning run in an inter-squad game in spring training.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was The Pete Rose Story.

Ex-wife of Pete Rose

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The Cincinnati Reds are like a drill team; they should be managed by Jack Webb.

American baseball pitcher

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It shows what you can accomplish if you stay up all night drinking whiskey all the time.

Restaurant owner