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Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

professional baseball player

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s amphibious.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

American baseball player

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor

We got a lot of guys not doing what their bubble-gum card says they can do.

professional baseball player & manager

I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy; I'm a prime-rib-and-baked-potato guy.

American baseball player & manager

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!

professional baseball player

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Bauer taught me how to dress, how to talk — and how to drink.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

He had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

I think it’s a good idea; it keeps the parents off the streets.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player