Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 4)

It actually giggles at you as it goes by.

baseball player

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Problem with [John] Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys.

American baseball player

The way to make coaches think you’re in shape in the spring is to get a tan.

American baseball player

I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.

professional baseball player

Most one run games are lost, not won.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

A lot of the people who make these suggestions would have a hard time filling out the application forms to work at 7-Eleven.

baseball player

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher

That’s one you can tell your grandchildren about – tomorrow.

American baseball player

Haven't they suffered enough?

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

I told him I wasn’t tired; he told me, ‘No, but the outfielders sure are.’

professional baseball pitcher

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close a man has ever come to perfection.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

I'm probably the only guy who worked for (Casey) Stengel before and after he was a genius.

American baseball player

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans, but it's often the same message… they hope it's my last.

American baseball umpire