Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 7)

All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we’re going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets.

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Reporter: Will you be rooting for the American League or National League in the All Star Game?

Dole: Probably.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate
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I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars; that bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough… but he eventually scraped it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
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The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. 

professional hockey player
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With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.

baseball player
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I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher
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I must admit when Reggie hit his third home run and I was sure nobody was looking, I applauded in my glove.

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All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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He could hit .300 with a fountain pen.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
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Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
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Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

baseball manager
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Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.

American baseball player & commentator
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I can see the sun okay, and that's 93 million miles away.

American baseball umpire
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My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

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They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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If the NBA were on channel five and a bunch of frogs making love was on channel four, I’d watch the frogs even if they were coming in fuzzy.

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