Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 6)

After a heavy reverse – It was an 'AW game. We were AWful and they were AWesome.

Unstoppable, Baby!

professional basketball player

They probably would; I haven't played in twenty years and we're all old now.

professional basketball player, coach & executive

The rule was "No autopsy, no foul.”

Canadian basketball player

I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I looked up in the stands and I thought I saw my wife and kids booing.

American basketball Coach

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.

Basketball analyst & sportscaster

Basketball has so much showboating you'd think it was invented by Jerome Kern.

American sportswriter

Tell me where you want to go. If they have a team, I'll schedule them.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

I'm just what America needs – another unemployed black man.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

How can you call a foul on my man for using his eye to foul the other team’s player on his elbow?

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Giving Magic the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

In basketball, the first person to touch the ball shoots it. Either that or the coach carefully diagrams a set play and then the first player to touch it shoots it.

owner of the Seattle SuperSonics

The earth in L.A. moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

American sports columnist & analyst

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player

We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

American basketball player

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."