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One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Carmen Graziano

boxing trainer

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

Terry Lawless

English boxing manager & trainer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Michael Parkinson

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Appearance Boxing Sports Brian London Faces

Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.

Archie Moore

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Rocky Marciano

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

Chris Flnnegan

boxer

Boxing Sports

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

Willie Pastrano

American boxer

Boxing Sports Answering the fight doctor during his title bout against Jose Torres

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

Dennis Rappaport

boxing manager

Boxing Sports Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini

If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Education School Sports On liking to sleep late

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Occupations Sports Work

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Fights Marriage Relationships Sports Wives

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Eating Food/Drink Sports On his and Evander Holyfield's dietary needs

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

Cus D'Amato

boxing manager & trainer

Boxing Insults Sports Bob Arum

He can run, but he can't hide.

Joe Louis

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports When a reporter asked about his upcoming match with Billy Conn

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

Ray Foreman

brother of boxer champion George

Boxing Sports Playing along with suggestions that his brother George was fighting stiffs

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Referring to Muhammad Ali

Boxing is just show business with blood.

Frank Bruno

English boxer

Boxing Sports

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

Frank Moran

American boxer

Boxing Sports

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

Chris Eubank

British boxing champion

Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.

Anonymous

Boxing Definitions Sports

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Jim Watt

Scottish boxer

Boxing Sports On being asked for a drug test urine sample after winning a world title

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

Hazel Frankham

Boxing Occupations Sports After her son Johnny was banned for life for hitting a referee

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Subject: Sports » Boxing

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Rocky Marciano didn't know enough boxing to know what a feint was. He never tried to out-guess you. He just kept trying to knock your brains out.

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

He can run, but he can't hide.

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

Boxing is just show business with blood.

Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.