Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 4)

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

boxing film collector

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

boxing trainer

It hurt to even bump into him.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Boxing is built on bums. How else are you gonna know good from bad? How else is a good boy gonna get on top and get experience unless he fights bums? I tell ya, there's a shortage of bums.

Boxing manager & promoter

We’re all endowed with God-given talents… mine happens to be hitting people in the head.

American boxing champion

If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.

sportswriter

There are certain things you can't get back, like the elastic in your socks.

boxing trainer

I can be found the next couple of months trying to perfect my new punch – the lip-buttoner.

American boxing champion

Sugar Ray Leonard was asked by Johnny Carson, “When do the wounds from the fight heal?”
His reply: “When the check clears.”

American boxing champion

I can close any cut in the world in 50 seconds, so long as it ain't a total beheading.

boxing cut-man

His potatoes kept getting cut eyes.

English boxing journalist & commentator

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

American boxer

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

English professional boxer

Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.

Canadian sportswriter

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

English broadcaster, journalist & author

I don't mind the title fight going out at three in the morning. Everyone in Glasgow fights at three in the morning.

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

Boxing press agent

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

English boxing journalist & commentator

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Scottish boxer