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Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Tommy Farr

British boxing champion

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On Earnie Shavers

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

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Peter McNeeley dived in with overarm shots like a child hurriedly learning the doggie paddle in the deep end.

Frank Keating

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

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Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Of Earnie Shavers

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

Joe Bugner

American boxer

Boxing Sports

Francesco Damiani punches with all the violence and bad intentions of Mahatma Gandhi.

Jerry Izenberg

American sportswriter

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He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

Ferdie Pacheco

boxing physician

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Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

Larry Holmes

American boxing champion

Boxing Money Sports Don King

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

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Boxing Sports On Muhammad Ali still fighting at the age of 39

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Michael Parkinson

English broadcaster, journalist & author

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Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

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I've made the national anthem a six-point underdog.

Jimmy ‘The Greek' Snyder

American sports commentator & oddsmaker

Boxing Sports On Joe Frazier's attempt to sing The Star Spangled Banner in tune

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Why waltz 10 rounds with an opponent if you can KO him in one?

Rocky Marciano

American boxing champion

Boxing Knock outs

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

Sonny Liston

American professional boxer

Boxing Sports When a boxing match venue was changed to Chicago

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports On a potential match with Mike Tyson

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

Marvin Hagler

American boxing champion

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The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

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I got a guy who's short, stoop shouldered and balding with two left feet. They all look better than he does as far as the moves are concerned, but they don't look so good on the canvas.

Charlie Goldman

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Of Rocky Marciano

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

Peter McNeeley dived in with overarm shots like a child hurriedly learning the doggie paddle in the deep end.

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

Francesco Damiani punches with all the violence and bad intentions of Mahatma Gandhi.

He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

He now floats like an anchor, stings like a moth.

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

I've made the national anthem a six-point underdog.

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight – six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

Why waltz 10 rounds with an opponent if you can KO him in one?

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?

I got a guy who's short, stoop shouldered and balding with two left feet. They all look better than he does as far as the moves are concerned, but they don't look so good on the canvas.