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I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

Tony Sibson

British boxing champion

They said it would last two rounds; they were half right, it lasted four.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

They say they have picked Justin Fortune because he's the same height as Mike Tyson… so is my wife.

Frank Warren

English boxing manager & promoter

Boxing Sports On Lennox Lewis fighting a five foot nine inch opponent

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Carmen Graziano

boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Don King

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota

Lennox Lewis has two chances of getting a rematch with McCall – no chance and slim. And slim has just left town.

Don King

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

Boxing Sports After Lennox Lewis lost his world title to Oliver McCall

I don't want to fight no Mexican roadsweepers no more.

Nigel Benn

British boxer

Boxing Sports On looking for a better class of opponent

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

Frank Crawford

American boxer

Boxing Sports

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

Cus D'Amato

boxing manager & trainer

Boxing Insults Sports Bob Arum

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Of Earnie Shavers

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Tommy Farr

British boxing champion

Boxing Sports Joe Louis

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

‘Sugar Ray’ Robinson

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

It's strange… two guys in shorts competing for a belt; they should, at least, award them slacks or a shirt.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Boxing Sports

Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him

Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Larry Holmes

Boxing is show-business with blood.

David Belasco

(1853 – 1931) American theatrical producer, impresario, director & playwright

Boxing Sports

After Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson – He's just like Humpty Dumpty. They're not going to be able to put Tyson back together again.

Boxing Sports

I can do my sport no greater service.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports After being told that commentator Howard Cosell had hung up his mic after being so appalled at the one-sidedness of the Holmes-Cobb fight

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Following his beating by Larry Holmes

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

Tommy Fair

American boxer

Boxing Sports Joe Louis Muhammad Ali

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

Billy Joe Fox

American boxer

Boxing Sports

By the way Frank Bruno went on about beating Bugner, you'd have thought he had won the Booker prize, not just taken time to out-jab an old man bullocking around pretty harmlessly in the pension queue.

Frank Keating

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

Boxing Sports Frank Bruno

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 6)

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

They said it would last two rounds; they were half right, it lasted four.

They say they have picked Justin Fortune because he's the same height as Mike Tyson… so is my wife.

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lennox Lewis has two chances of getting a rematch with McCall – no chance and slim. And slim has just left town.

I don't want to fight no Mexican roadsweepers no more.

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

It's strange… two guys in shorts competing for a belt; they should, at least, award them slacks or a shirt.

Johnny Carson gently suggested to Cobb that Larry Holmes seemed to be always a step ahead of him

Cobb replied: Did it seem that way to you too?

Boxing is show-business with blood.

After Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson – He's just like Humpty Dumpty. They're not going to be able to put Tyson back together again.

I can do my sport no greater service.

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

By the way Frank Bruno went on about beating Bugner, you'd have thought he had won the Booker prize, not just taken time to out-jab an old man bullocking around pretty harmlessly in the pension queue.