Subject: Sports » Football (Page 11)

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
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I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.

American football player
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We were tipping off our plays; whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was as pale as a ghost.

professional football executive
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An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame – Southern Methodist University game and doesn’t care who wins.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
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He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

college football player
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Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

Philadelphia Eagles coach
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Notre Dame is the only team in the country that never plays a road game.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
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What’s the toughest thing in a professional football game? … Its being the mother of the quarterback.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Family Football Mothers Sports

We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Place-kickers aren't footballers, they're hired feet.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
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It' a once-in-a-lifetime thing that only happens every so often.

American football player
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Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
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I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Beliefs Football Sports

I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em off one by one until I get to the ball carrier… him I keep.

professional football player
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You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

American football player
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I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

American football player
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Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
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He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
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There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

college football coach
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