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Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

Lynn Dickey

American football player

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I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On a loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day

Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the pitch?

Jim Bouton

American baseball pitcher

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Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

‘Duffy’ Daugherty

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

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I don't mind starting the season with a bunch of unknowns. I just don't like finishing a season with a bunch of them.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

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Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Unknown sportscaster

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First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

Paul 'Bear' Bryant

1913 – 1983) American college football coach

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It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

Greg Pruitt

American football player

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Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.

Anthony Burgess

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

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Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

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The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

Bill Parcells

American football coach

Football Sports On a small crowd at a game

Losing the Super Bowl is worse then death… you have to get up in the morning.

George Allen

(1918 – 1990) football coach

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Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

Buddy Ryan

Philadelphia Eagles coach

Football Sports On running back Earnest Jackson

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing a game with only a small number of players

We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

Shannon Sharpe

American football player

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Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

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He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

'Bud' Grant

(1927 – ) American football coach

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Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

Vince Lombardi

(1913 – 1970) football coach

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I think all uniforms look nice if you've got good players in 'em.

Bill Parcells

American football coach

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We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, were just not a very good football team right now.

Bruce Coslet

American football coach

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 9)

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the pitch?

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

I don't mind starting the season with a bunch of unknowns. I just don't like finishing a season with a bunch of them.

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

It's like embalming. Nobody likes it, but somebody has to do it.

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.

Maybe that will distract the Falcon quarterback.

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

Losing the Super Bowl is worse then death… you have to get up in the morning.

Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

I think all uniforms look nice if you've got good players in 'em.

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, were just not a very good football team right now.