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Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching O. J. Simpson Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

Mike Singletary

American football player

Football Sports Describing the Bears’ defensive strategy

We get no respect. Everybody we play on the road has made us their homecoming game.

Lee Corso

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

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It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes; now how do you explain football then?

Mitch Hedberg

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

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They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Spike Dykes

Texas Tech football coach

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They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

Ray Malvasi

American football coach

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With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the '70s Steelers Super Bowl rings

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

Matt Millen

professional football player

Football Misspokements Sports Upon hearing Joe Jacoby say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.”

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

Knute Rockne

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

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If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

H.K. "Cootie" Reeves

American football coach

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You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

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He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

Torrin Polk

college football player

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Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Football Sports

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing a game with only a small number of players

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

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I made a collect call to the Lions after they drafted me and they wouldn’t accept it.

Alex Karras

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Football Sports On his reputation for being difficult

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On a loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day

He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

Sammy Baugh

professional football player & coach

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Losing the Super Bowl is worse then death… you have to get up in the morning.

George Allen

(1918 – 1990) football coach

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 8)

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

We get no respect. Everybody we play on the road has made us their homecoming game.

It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes; now how do you explain football then?

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

I made a collect call to the Lions after they drafted me and they wouldn’t accept it.

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

Losing the Super Bowl is worse then death… you have to get up in the morning.