Subject: Sports » Football (Page 10)

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

American football player
Football Sports

As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Football is a fertility festival: eleven sperm trying to get into the egg; I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

(1965 – ) Icelandic singer-songwriter
Football Sports

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

(1930 – 2017) American journalist & author
Football Sports

The quarterback’s spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Football Situations Sports

While letting Plano East roll up 365 yards of offense, North Garland only prevented a bigger route [sic] by pouncing on the six turnovers.

newspaper reporter
Football Misspokements Sports

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player
Appearance Body Football Sports

He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

(1927 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The Bears are so tough when they finish sacking the quarterback, they go after his family in the stands.

American football player
Football Sports

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

American football player
Football Sports

I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85.

professional football player (#85)
Football Misspokements Sports

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Football Girls People Sports

God's busy; they'll have to make do with me.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

American football coach
Football Sports

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

It took three guys to bring down Baltimore Colts tight end John Mackey and the lucky ones fell off.

(1921 – 2005) American broadcaster
Football Sports

Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the pitch?

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Football Sports

Football is easy, if you're crazy as hell.

American football player
Football Sports

They're a little bit like money. You don't want to die with them and give them to your kids, so you might as well use them if you need them.

American football coach
Football Sports