Subject: Sports » Football (Page 13)

Some teams are fair haired, we're not – some teams are the Smiths, we're the Grabowskis.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

professional football player & coach
Beliefs Football Sports

Two kinds of American football players ain't worth a damn: one that never does what he's told and the other that does nothing but what he's told.

(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach
Football Sports

[Punter] Bill Bradley kicks them so high and so short you can't run them back; you have to fair catch every one. Us coaches call that the punt of no return.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football Language Sports

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

football team president
Football Misspokements Sports

I really just have to see a picture of the Chicago Bears once a week and I don't miss anything.

American football player
Football Sports

You've got to think lucky; if you fall into a mud hole, check your back pocket – you might have caught a fish.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Situations Sports

It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Football Sports

In Montana, they renamed a town after an all-time great, Joe Montana. Well, a town in Massachusetts changed their name to honor my guy Terry Bradshaw – Marblehead.

American football player & commentator
Football Sports

We get no respect. Everybody we play on the road has made us their homecoming game.

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator
Football Sports

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

American football player
Football Sports

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach
Age Football Memory Sports

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

professional football player
Appearance Body Football Health Sports

The wrong quarterback is the one that’s in there.

Football Murphy’s Laws Sports

Football kickers are like taxi cabs… you can always go out and hire another one.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football Sports

Football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Education Football Sports

I’m fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

wife of coach Don Shula
Football Sports

It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports