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I'm glad it happened in front of the library. I've always emphasized scholarship.

Doug Weaver

Kansas State football oach

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

Blackie Sherrod

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

Football Sports On quarterback Bobby Layne’s traffic accident

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

John Madden

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

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It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On fan mail he received as a Tampa Bay coach

If lessons are learned in defeat, as they say, our team is really getting a great education.

Murray Warmath

American football coach

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I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On a loss to Pittsburgh on a very cold day

It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After Harry Carson intercepted a pass

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Lee Corso

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

Football Misspokements Sports

You need two yards, I'll get you three. You need 10 yards, I'll get you three.

Leroy Hoard

American football player

Football Sports Describing his running style

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

Randy Cross

football broadcaster

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The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

Mike Ditka

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

Football Misspokements Sports On quarterback Jim McMahon's surgery

It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes; now how do you explain football then?

Mitch Hedberg

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

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We didn’t have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

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Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Football Government Legislature

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Religion Sports On how coaching an expansion team is a religious experience

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

Dan Fouts

American football player

Football Sports Defensive linemen

He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On O.J. Simpson carrying the ball 47 times in a USC

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

Dennis Miller

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

Football Sports Detroit Lions Losing

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After his team broke a 26-game losing streak

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing in Green Bay Wisconsin

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 14)

I'm glad it happened in front of the library. I've always emphasized scholarship.

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

If lessons are learned in defeat, as they say, our team is really getting a great education.

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

You need two yards, I'll get you three. You need 10 yards, I'll get you three.

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes; now how do you explain football then?

We didn’t have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

He is not in a union; he can carry the ball as many times as we want him to… anyway, the ball doesn't weigh that much.

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.