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Trade him for a six pack — it doesn't even have to be cold.

Philadelphia Eagles coach
Football Sports

The guy in front of me got number 76 and the guy behind me got number 78.

American football player & coach
Football Sports

A good coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback, but not necessarily in that order.

(1927 – ) American football coach
Football Sports

The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb; to be a back, you only have to be dumb.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Football Intelligence Sports Stupidity

Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
Football Sports

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

(1946 – ) English broadcaster
Football Sports

I'm gonna ask the Falcons for so much money they'll have to put me on layaway.

American football player
Football Money Sports

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach
Football Malaprops Sports

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

The New York Jets have been given permission to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Football

 This job is better than I could get if I used my college degree, which, at this point, I can't remember what it was in.

professional football player
Education Football Misspokements Sports

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

American football player
Football Sports

[Punter] Bill Bradley kicks them so high and so short you can't run them back; you have to fair catch every one. Us coaches call that the punt of no return.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football Language Sports

The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.

College football coach
Football Sports

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Football Headlines Sports

Some teams are fair haired, we're not – some teams are the Smiths, we're the Grabowskis.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

You've got to think lucky; if you fall into a mud hole, check your back pocket – you might have caught a fish.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Situations Sports

All quitters are good losers.

German-American football coach
Football Sports