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I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Tom McVie

Canadian hockey coach

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.

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Hockey Sports

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On preparing for his first game Opponents

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Hockey Sports Success Enthusiasm

I told her they must be all sold out.

Wade Belak

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports On his response when his mother said she couldn't find his sweater for sale in a souvenir shop

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

Herb Brooks

American hockey player & coach

Hockey Sports To his U.S. Olympic hockey team

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

Grant Fuhr

Canadian hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Injuries

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

Glenn Healy

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Travel On his time in the International Hockey League

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Neil Smith

Canadian hockey general manager

Hockey Sports After a playoff loss

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

Bernie Parent

Canadian ice hockey goaltender

Hockey Sports Goals

If I knew the answer to that I'd bet $10,000 on the game and retire from coaching.

‘Toe’ Blake

Montreal Canadiens coach

Hockey Sports After being asked if his team would win an upcoming game

War is hell, but expansion is worse.

Tommy McVie

hockey coach

Hockey Sports On league expansion

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Gene Hart

American sports announcer

Hockey Insults Sports

Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.

Glenn Hall

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

Fred Shero

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Beliefs Hockey Opinion Sports Criticism

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Appearance Body Fat Hockey

You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

Gordie Howe

(1928 – ) Canadian professional ice hockey player

Hockey Sports After being asked why players always wear a cup but not always a helmet

If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs… it’ll seem like forever.

Pat Foley

hockey announcer

Hockey Sports Time

If you take your eye off Gretzky, he'll bank it off your skate, your back, your helmet or your wife. I could hang a nickel in the net and he'd hit it every time.

Floyd Whitney

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

Lowell Cohn

American sportswriter

Hockey Sports Wayne Gretzky

I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.

Mike Modano

professional hockey player

Hockey Sports On his fight with another player

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Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 10)

I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing… everything else is just figure skating.

I was three-quarters down the list of guys I would be facing in my first game when I realized I was looking at our own roster.

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.

I told her they must be all sold out.

Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

If I get run into again, I'm taking someone with me. I lost one knee. I'll take a head if it happens again.

One road trip we were stuck on the runway for seven hours. The plane kept driving and driving until we arrived at the rink and I realized we were on a bus.

The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Every time a puck gets past me and I look back into the net, I say, ‘uh-oh.'

If I knew the answer to that I'd bet $10,000 on the game and retire from coaching.

War is hell, but expansion is worse.

Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.

Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

You can always get someone to do your thinking for you.

If you’ve only got one day to live, come see the Toronto Maple Leafs… it’ll seem like forever.

If you take your eye off Gretzky, he'll bank it off your skate, your back, your helmet or your wife. I could hang a nickel in the net and he'd hit it every time.

Some guys play hockey… Gretzky plays 40 mph chess.

I didn’t drop my gloves. They were yanked off me.