Subject: Sports » Hockey (Page 10)

To get my paycheck for two weeks, my family must work 200 years in Slovakia.

Slovak hockey player
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There have been more cheap shots in this game than a Mexican cantina during happy hour.

Canadian hockey announcer
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I think they bring me luck… I guess I'll have to like seafood now.

Canadian ice hockey goaltender
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People didn't know the difference between a blue line and a clothes line.

sports announcer
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This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.

American singer & songwriter (Aerosmith)
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Was Wayne Gretzky sick?

Canadian hockey player
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My wife made me a millionaire. Before she divorced me, I had three million.

professional hockey player
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Kerry, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve made far worse calls than that.

hockey broadcaster
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Hockey is a game played by six good players and a home team.

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We raced the other day and it wasn't a photo finish… it was an oil painting.

Canadian hockey player
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They're like two bulldogs eating lunch off a Brillo pad!

Canadian hockey player
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Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow.

American hockey player & coach
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If you’re not going to score goals, at least make people hate you.

professional hockey player
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I slept like a baby. Every two hours I woke up and cried.

Canadian hockey coach
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I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

American baseball player
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For the Leafs, there are two kinds of games: those they lose because of the officiating and those they win despite the officiating.

Ottawa Mayor
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The playoffs separate the men from the boys, and we found out we have a lot of boys in our dressing room.

Canadian hockey general manager
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War is hell, but expansion is worse.

hockey coach
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A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.


(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer
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My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

Canadian hockey player
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Life is just a place where we spend time between games.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
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