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Sports
(Page 123)
For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!
Charlie Brown
cartoon character,
Peanuts
, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life
Problems
Sports
Penalties
Winning
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn’t make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Sports
Coaching
Salary
If Marc Bulger throws an interception in Sun Devil Stadium and nobody is there to see it, is it still an interception?
Jeff Gordon
American sports writer
Football
Sports
Commenting on the poor attendance at Arizona Cardinal games
Remember the rules to dodgeball? … If you're fat or have glasses, don’t show up because you’ll die.
Jay Mohr
(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Sports
Dodgeball
Speed has never killed anyone – suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.
Jeremy Clarkson
English broadcaster, journalist & writer
Auto racing
Sports
Crashes
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Those are the only balls you've touched all day!
‘Yabba’
Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports
Cricket
To an English batsman adjusting his (athletic cup)
Why should I smile? They’d be throwing things at me if I lost.
Lester Piggott
English jockey
Sports
After winning a race
Horse racing
The lights are shining quite darkly.
Henry Blofeld
cricket commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Exaggerations
A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.
Carol Mann
American professional golfer
Golf
Sports
My purpose in life was to run 100%. Maybe it cost me some races, but nobody ever hired me to ride.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.
Norm Sloan
Basketball
Sports
On zone defense
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.
Tommy Bolt
(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer
Beliefs
Golf
Honesty
Lies
Sports
Liars
Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.
Bob Arum
professional boxing promoter
Boxing
Sports
Retirement
Sugar Ray Leonard
One time, I got pulled over at four a.m.; I was fined seventy-five dollars for being intoxicated and four-hundred for being with the Phillies.
Bob Uecker
(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
Baseball
Driving
Sports
The way defenses are operating these days, the other team starts picking you up when you walk out of the hotel lobby.
Doc Hayes
American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
Defense
I used to think the only use for it [sport] was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.
Katharine Whitehorn
(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Sports
If you’d offered me a 69 at the start this morning I’d have been all over you.
Sam Torrance
Scottish professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.
Anonymous boxing fan
Boxing
Sports
Muhammad Ali
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If Marc Bulger throws an interception in Sun Devil Stadium and nobody is there to see it, is it still an interception?