Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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I dropped the toothpaste,” said Tom, crestfallen.

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“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

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“That just doesn’t add up,” said Tom, nonplussed.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“I was absolutely vitrified,” said Tom with a glazed look.

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“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I could stand to lose 50% of my body weight”, said Tom affably.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“I’ve borrowed my sister’s camping gear,” said Tom insistently.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“I’m sure we can fool them into thinking this is pollen,” said Tom beguilingly.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“I don’t have a boyfriend,” said Mary guilelessly.

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“Some you lose,” said Tom winsomely.

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“Those hookers are putting notices in the personals”, Tom advised.

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“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

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