Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 10)

“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“I just bought a woollen sweater,” said Tom sheepishly.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

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“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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“Cut it out!” said Tom sharply.

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“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

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“Orgasms are overrated”, said Tom anticlimactically.

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“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

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“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding,” said Tom finally.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“I just came in through the door,” said Tom, entranced.

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“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

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“I’ve stopped seeing my therapist”, said Tom unshrinkingly.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

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