Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 11)

“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

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“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

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“Our local clergyman has a toothache,” said Tom vicariously.

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“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“It’s twelve noon,” Tom chimed in.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“Watch out for that broken glass!” she said sharply.

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“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

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“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

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“I just got another flat,” he said tiredly.

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“I have three houses, and I’m going to buy another,” said Tom forebodingly.

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“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

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“I wish I could remember the name of that card game,” said Tom wistfully.

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