Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 20)

“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.

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“We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.

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“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

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“I hear a brook,” Tom babbled.

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“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

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“I don’t want to rewrite this in prose,” said Tom aversely.

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“Don’t you know my name?” asked Tom swiftly.

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“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

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“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

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“I want to date other women,” said Tom unsteadily.

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“Thank you so much, Monsieur,” said Tom mercifully.

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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

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“Don’t let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.

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“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

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