Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 20)

“Once again, I read it on Wikipedia,” Tom recited.

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“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

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“It’s not a candy mint, it’s a breath mint”, Tom asserted.

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“I’ve got a new watch,” Tom said with abandon.

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“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

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“I wouldn’t like anything but just that,” said Tom wantonly.

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“What’s the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom noteworthily.

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“I was the first to climb Mount Everest,” said Tom hilariously.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“I haven’t had any tooth decay yet,” said Tom precariously.

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“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

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“This boat is leaking,” said Tom balefully.

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“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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