Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“It’s an actual parameter, not a formal parameter,” was Tom’s argument.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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“I’m putting on my T-shirt, shorts, and sunglasses,” Tom summarized.

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“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

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“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

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“I’ll show you my illustrated Irish new testament,” said Tom bibliographically.

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“It’s just gold leaf,” said Tom guiltily.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“Why is this telephone flex always tangled?” asked Tom coyly.

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“I wish I drove a Scandinavian car,” Tom sobbed.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“I had an accident in the kitchen,” said Tom with panache.

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“Give me some Chinese food”, said Tom wantonly.

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“Everything Albert says is so obvious”, said Tom altruistically.

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“It’s become much bigger,” said Tom with a groan.

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“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

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“Would anyone like some Parmesan?” asked Tom gratingly.

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“Let’s sort this out,” Tom ordered.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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