Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 21)

“I have those totals for you”, Tom added.

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“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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“I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures,” said Tom autobiographically.

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“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

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“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“Please get into the elevator”, said Tom uppishly.

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“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

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“Okay, you can switch on the electric chair now,” said Tom conceitedly.

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“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

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“We just struck oil!” Tom gushed.

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“I’m just an average guy,” said Tom meanly.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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“I was raised in a foster home,” said Tom transparently.

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“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

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“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

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“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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