Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

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“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


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“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.

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“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

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“I invested in a hi-tech startup,” Tom ventured.

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”..,” said Tom blankly.

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“Aha! Here’s someone who can’t speak!” exclaimed Tom dumbfoundedly.

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“Strike three,” Tom called out.

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“I have to fix the car,” said Tom mechanically.

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“I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.

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“I really like hot dogs,” he said with relish.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

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“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

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“We could have made a fortune canning pineapples,” Tom groaned dolefully.

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“I’ve been having an incontinence problem,” Tom gushed.

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“I got this ballpoint pen from a Yugoslav friend”, said Tom acerbically.

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“Absolutely, totally, completely,” Tom uttered.

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“I have writer’s block,” said Tom contritely.

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“I love hot dogs,” said Tom with relish.

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“All right, I will allow the prisoners to wear perfume,” the warden consented.

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