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You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
The dynamite is connected to a time machine.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “The dynamite is connected to a timing device.”
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Sign on a Pakistani grocery-store in Norway
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
Great looks. And brian, too.
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Part of iPod ad in Taiwan
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute
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On a package of an edible product in South Africa
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Signs
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Fish & Ships
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Food/Drink
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On restaurant in the Far East
All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
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