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Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Eat Me
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A restaurant name in India
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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Signs
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Don’t Waste Wastes
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Signs
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The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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Signs
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In a park in China
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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F**kin Fashion Laboratory
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On a Japanese shop window
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