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Valued Squirrel
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Tarts of the house.
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On a Madrid restaurant menu
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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On a Japanese food processor
Baltic Bitch Hotel
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I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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Big Hag
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Brand of Japanese pajama
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Resist Bacteria Hotel
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TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Boiled Frogfish
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