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No smoothen the lion
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
Morning Scorn Set
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Box of scones in Japan
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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?
On a t-shirt in Japan
Carspa – Best hand job
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Signs
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A carwash in the Philippines
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
Women Kingdom
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At a women’s restroom in China
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Swine
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A brand of Chinese chocolates
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