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Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
Pedestrian under construction
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A construction sign
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
The delidious teste [sic] fit you well try enjoy the delicious taste Selected material hight-quality food
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Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Sign on a Pakistani grocery-store in Norway
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
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