Subject: Translations (Page 21)

Apple Stoer

Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.

Erection in Progress

Carefully Fall Into the River!

Pedestrian under construction

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Fuk Tat

Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream

There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You

A drink’s too wet without one.

Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car

The delidious teste [sic] fit you well try enjoy the delicious taste Selected material hight-quality food

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

English well speaking

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

NOKIA – connocting poopie

Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.

Happiness is getting past pasta joke.