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It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Zit
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A Greek soft drink
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Gun wounds again?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
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From a Russian chess book
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
We serve people like you as good food!
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