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In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
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In China
Hua Tian Hotel is among the few best foreign affairs hotels.
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From a hotel brochure in China
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
Phouc Hing Market
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In Viet Nam
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.
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In Japan
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Mr. Zheng and his fellowworkers like to meet you and entertain you with their hostility and unique cooking techniques.
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On a Chinese menu
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