Subject: Translations (Page 26)

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

TOILET – One Place One Dream

Sweat from the trolley

If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.

There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You

Painapple Candy

Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

Mr. Zheng and his fellowworkers like to meet you and entertain you with their hostility and unique cooking techniques.

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

On a menu in Beijing

The Monster Inside the Guts

Fook Yew

Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.

Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.