Subject: Translations (Page 22)

Erection in Progress

We shoot earholes.

To cross street push button at night.

This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living

Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area

In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape

Please leave a pet outside.

Breakfast Supper Burrito – sausage, harsh brown, egg…

I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!

Beware of Pickpockets

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.

Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.

Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Specialist in women and other diseases.

No limit on sex.

The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.