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Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
St. Varentines’ Day
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Signs
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Cuts Wind and Fast Run Do Not Try to Experience It?
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On a t-shirt in Tokyo
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
What do happen!? – I want to eat cake – I like the cake and the butterfly
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!
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Here speeching American.
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At a Morrocan shop entrance
Tiny male genitals
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Ford’s "Pinto" as translated in Brazilian slang
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Fire Telephone
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On a fire extinguisher box in China
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