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Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Signs
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Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area
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In a gymnasium of some sort
In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
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In China
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
Breakfast Supper Burrito – sausage, harsh brown, egg…
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On 'wrapped burrito’
I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
Instructions
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Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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