Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 3)

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Things Yogi-isms

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
People Yogi-isms

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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Baseball Yogi-isms

I made a wrong mistake.

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Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

You don’t look so hot yourself.

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Appearance Yogi-isms

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

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People Yogi-isms

A good ball club.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

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Yogi-isms

There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ‘em.

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People Yogi-isms

I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

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Appearance Body Yogi-isms

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

He must have made it before he died.

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Entertainment Yogi-isms

If the guy was poor, I’d give it back.

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Poverty Yogi-isms

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

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Places Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em

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Sports Yogi-isms

80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.

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Golf Sports Yogi-isms

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

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World Yogi-isms

Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Golf Sports Yogi-isms