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After 100 Years, Coward Celebration

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Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam

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Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud

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Mexico Church Calls Santa a Drunk

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There May Be Diamonds in Planets

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Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom

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Lost Portrait Of Czar Shown

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Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter

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Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting

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Potato, Dancing Raisins Cut a Deal

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Chicken With Artificial Legs Dies A Hero

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"The Pill" Might Prevent Acne Too

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Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?

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Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead

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Stock Market Succumbs to Reality

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Bible Proofreaders Sweat the Small Stuff

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Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered

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