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Collapsed Bridge in China Faulty

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Exposing the Truth: Defendant Moons Jury

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Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970

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Curious George Goes High-Tech

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Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered

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[President] Bush "Dramatically Less Visible"

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Strike Over, Twinkie Shortage Ends

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Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest"

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Study: Depressed Women Live Longer

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Students Compete for Pillow Fight Record

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More Exercise May Help Weight Loss

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Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess

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Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected

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