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Jury Suspects Foul Play In Death Of Man Shot, Burned & Buried In Shallow Grave

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Caribbean Islands Drift to Left

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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer

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E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court

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Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty

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State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame

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Buddhist Monk Hacks Off Errant Abbots Head With Kitchen Knife

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Lord's Mother Suing Diocese

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Bull's Sperm Comes Under The Hammer

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Waterford boy, 8, Saves Sister’s Life • “I wouldn’t do it again. She’s been a pain this week.”

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The robbery was committed by a pair of identical twins. Both are said to be aged about 20.

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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair

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Study Finds Broad Problems in Army

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Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea

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Pastor Chokes To Death On Angel Food Cake

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Greenland Meteorite May Be From Space

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Porn Case Has Holes Lawyer Says

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Free Speech For Aliens

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Revolt By Yard Men

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Properly Drafted Will Reduces Anxiety After Death

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Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

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