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After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
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MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography
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County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds
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Hollywood Survives An Entire Weekend Without Any Award Shows
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Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute
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City Pact Fight Boils
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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City May Impose Mandatory Time, For Prostitution
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Most Surgeons Face Cuts
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Credit Pole for Sharper Mound Staff
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Belarus Police Beat Off Protesters
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Bonehead Siphoned Gas From Police Car, Posts Photo On Facebook
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In Jenkens Kentucky
City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
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Vaccination Available for Whopping Couch
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Please Visit Cairo but Without Your Chimpanzee Friends, Officials Say
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U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
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Rise Of 'Mutants' Leaves France A Divided Nation
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Sex Teacher Gets Off
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Report: U.S. Scientists Create 'Living Breasts'
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Judgement Day Date Delayed
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Phallus Museum Erected in Reykjavik
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