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City Pact Fight Boils
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Ginger Cat Found in Mousehole Area
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Unknown Cornish Paper
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Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair
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Brief Cooking At Low Heat Recommended For Diabetes
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Latin Course To Be Cancelled – No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
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Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
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Police Kill Youth In Effort To Stop His Suicide Attempt
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Enfant Terrible Sees a Message in Underpants
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Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
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Worker Suffers Leg Pain After 800-lb Ball Drops on Head
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Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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Woman Charged With Bringing Contraband Into Penal Facility After Weapon Found Inside Orifice
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Silent Teamster Boss Gets Unusual Punishment, Lawyer
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4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves
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Black History Month Will Be Held Feb. 23
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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
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Succulent Racks Attract Record Crowds to Ribfest
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Jury Clears Cow in Car Accident
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Teachers Strike Idle Kids
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No Cause Of Death Determined For Beheading Victim
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