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Deer Congress To Be Held In Cork
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Health Officials: Pools, Diarrhea Not Good Mix
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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed
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House Republicans Are Split on Why They’re Divided
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
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Town to Drop School Bus When Overpass is Ready
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Clinton’s Firmness Got Results
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We've Rescued A Deer (We Found It In A Tree)
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Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
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Former Health Commissioner Questions Decision to Use Pregnancy Prevention Funds For Fireworks
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Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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Florida Illegal Aliens Cut in Half By New Law
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Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
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